peace and quiet for next week!

Oops....the new Hannah Montana and Sonny with a Chance are starting, gotta change channel. 

It's a remake of an early 90's miniseries. About Aliens who lose their planet and are taken in by earth.  

The new TV series V 

Marchelle, do you still use your Twitter? 

I'll watch it online then. I loved the original. 

Take it easy CP. Have a great week. 

I'm ancient enough to remember the original V. Should I watch the new one? Anyone seen it? 

it's been a blast. Congrats Genna! See yall next week.

And you shouldn't. Don't forget your crash picks before you leave though.  

He's always Ally's Dark Horse  

If anyone put in Kyle Busch for crash points, yall should win just by the way his new crew chief looks.

You won a $10 gift certificate for use at Buffet Inc. restaurants (Old Country Buffet, Ryans, Hometown Buffet, etc) 

Huzzah.

You win accolades from me, Patterson Belser.

88!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be SO happening.

Genna wins Crash this week with 45!!! REalChevyygirl & Ally 20 pt, Bec, s

I'm with you, Marchelle.

Going into Phoenix!

So, Mark has a shot again?!

Nice.

Well, that was something.

Computing Crash league. Will post here in a minute. 

That was Denny....I though it was a GEICO caveman. 

YAY! for Matt and Kevin too!!! 

What's Jimmie saying?

Why are we interviewing the 38th position car? 

Kurt just wants to look good on the rewind.

Now, since he did that lap in reverse, isn't he know a lap down?  No longer the winner. 

Now a burnout in reverse would be cool.

The reverse victory lap is the dumb.

Kurt's been taking back assward lessons.

Lee, you are the best.

Kyle has a poisonality.

If Kurt wins some contest winner gets 1M

Yeah, at least Kyle has a personality. Kurt is a walking handjob.

KYLE! WAY TO GO!!! YEA, KYLE!!!

Thank God. Kyle wont win and I don't have to go postal. 

Mich age 21

I don't know what they do on pit road. That's weird. 

Ahh....Lacy, are you over 18?

88

**, I think there is a problem.

Paws.......damn, I always get the memo's too late..... 

Used to be a program "Helping Hands" and parents put "Hands" on their cars. So did the perverts. Now it's paws... Doug, you got paws?

I'm waiting for a second?!

So, who is coming to Chicago to be my DD this coming summer?!

HELLS YES!

Always second.

I'll second that. Think we've covered most of the offensive bases. 

Poor Ward Burton.

This is hilarious! Best chat of the year. I'm waiting for this nomination to be seconded....

Ha!

Kids are afraid of cavities. Now it says Free Puppy 

Well, the one next to it that says "FREE CANDY" has to go, then.

But I've got a bumper Sticker on the van that says "Not a creep" they'll never suspect. 

Oh, most definitely, Doug. I know what you listen to. There would DEFINATELY be a trial. Plus, you should really sell that windowless van.

WOW, I've never said this before, but GO Jimmie? 

That's true CP, if I were to learn about love in the HS right now, I'm pretty sure there'd end up being a trial...... 

22 Laps to go... Wonder if Jimmie can pull a rabbit out of the hat and beat JPM?

Ummmm........don't you stay on the racetrack until the pit entrance at ALL tracks? 

Oh Lace, the trials and tribulations of love in the HS.

Not worried about Jimmie's fuel. Wondering about CP's fuel mileage though.

Debris caution? Patterson needs it (end speaking in third person). I need to get my smoke break!

I hate rollover menues! With a passion!! Got that Gsnap?

Trust me...there isn't.

A guy will make you dinner as if to say, "There's more where that came from."

Lee will feel better, the fuel milage aspect of this race will not affect OR effect Jimmie in any way. 

Oh, Lace. That's just a ploy from dudes.

GOLD, JERRY!

Doug, you have officially been on this week!

Now CP thinks he's an honest taxpayer. Evidence: Quick Follow View Profile Hide I SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

hahahaha!

Which is hilarious.

Yeah, I used to always cry after dates....then I realized it was the pepper spray. 

Yeah...someone does get hurt, and it's generally me. Always winds up with me getting another tetanus shot.

I've heard dating CP is all fun & games, then someone get's hurt and it's freakin' hilarious.  

I SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

Ummm...Lee....hmmmmm....

It's all fun and shits and giggles there in the beginning, but it all falls apart as the days tick by.

Flying... Floaty... What is it, CP? Air Force or Navy?

But, like most of the ladies, I get old in about 6 weeks.

Fucking A, you are.

mmmm....floaty.

It's an Atavan flashback Lee. CP is flying. 

Lee, like I said, these things aren't my fault!

Thank you, Marchelle.

Oh, and Shell saw way too many man breasts at Talladega.

CP? They serving you too much too fast?

Lace wants a new cellular telephone.

I am the Jesus of NASCAR chat.

NASCARKitty hates Doug

Cooter is in the Latin Kings

Doug is now a moe. fan

You might have to cut and paste it into a browser. I can also try to email you a link. 

Jimmie got wrecked early

we've already hit 20 commercials

Lee has been checking in

So, to recap today:

Shit yeah!

Marchelle, did you try the second link I posted? It works here. 

First Crash points were Jimmie and Sam. Ruetimann was just an instigator. 

Oh, I slay me.

I am laughing to myself thinking about a member of the Latin Kings named Cooter.

A Cooter Driveby has nothing to do with today, it is just Cooter having flashbacks to his days rolling with the Latin Kings.

Cooter popped in to chat. 

Jimmie, Hornish (twice)Jeff G., JPM, Carl, Brad Krashalotski, Reed. 

It explains a lot more than I could right now. If you're in the medical field, it is sepsis inducing DKA.

I had no idea why I was even in the hospital anymore!

I remember being in the hospital, and they told me they were putting me on the ativan. Then, my pain just vanished.

http://bit.ly/6Anh0k

Lee, anything that ends in the "pam" for a drug = the fun.

Hi Marchelle, See the NFCL blog

We have hit the 20 commercial mark, and I have broken the 6-pint barrier.

Marchelle, see the Lee and Timna updates at . http://bit.ly/aCexyG

Hell yeah, Timna! Kick that respirator in the guts!

TImna is refusing to let this respirator do her work for her. Respirator is set at 22 and her breathing rate is 30.

*shudder* 

I like the idea of Doug's dad hanging with 14 gentlemen named Shecky.

Vaudicide.

Killed vaudeville...hilarious.

Honorable discharge.     Sorry folks, these are my dad's old jokes and he's 92. He may have killed vaudeville. 

That's a good joke too Lee. That's why the sailor wanted out of the services, he has WAC'ed it, WAVE'd it & wanted to go home to an... 

Marines are getting smarter every day. They can actually tie shoelaces now.

The actual joke was: How do you separate sailors from the WAVEs? WIth a crowbar.

Some of my best friends are Navy. They  keep outsmarting my Marine friends. 

Anyone want to come to the Chicago race next year and be my designated driver? Free place to stay, and you get my company?! Tempting, I know

Just checking my discharge papers.... Yep, U.S.NAVY Honorable.

Yay!! Genna. Have a great time. 

Awesome, Genna!

See ya Shell. Love ya, miss ya. Don't be a stranger. 

It's good to laugh.

Darn! JPM is back out. He'll beat Jimmie.

AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

With a crowbar.