Better to drive off the lot than to invest in it.

Yep, that's what I do.....well, til I win the lottery....

Truck on.

I'm not allowed to make fun of Jimmie or Chad (except about fuel) or Diane (chadscharm) will come murder me. LOL

Truck on, Doug.

Yeah, I can. Jimmie Johnson ...but it wouldn't be fun if I couldn't whine a little LOL

Still can't say Jimmie, Eh?

Thanks for playing and Chatting everyone. We can spread some happiness on everyones race experience. :) Congrats Lee's Driver. LOL

Lee and Doug with 5 , everyone else zero or 5/10 below.

Thanks Lee, this was an easy one. lots of zeros, quite a few negative scores, tayler with 20, Lacy with 15, Shell & Leigh with 10.

Woo

Full results on E-mail, Doug.

4th Martin

I did not catch the who was in 4th, anyone?

Because of Penalties, Taylor wins. Lacy had Joey so had 5 pts deducted.

I'm glad Doug is so happy. (:-)}

have fun, allyson

Well that was a waste of 250 laps only to have dumba$$ win.

Logano in top 5

see ya genna

See ya, 24

Burton is running the fastest but it's too late.

aw crap. Not Jimmie Jerkson again.

Harvick into the Harwall

Jimmie, get your a** in gear!

Dang! Harv is moving!

cuase I'm a nimrod

hahaha I forgot the apostrophe in h*** and got censored.

or '

Doug, did you just try to say h*** and got censored cause you forgot the ;;

thanks Lacy. And maybe h*** get a flat tire too.  pleeease pretty please!

shhh!!! Vinnie, let me dream.

48 pitted before the caution and came back on track ahead of those who pitted just before him. THe rest pitted and he was 1st.

So, why is this track a mainstay, but North Wilkesborough is being eaten by the wilderness?

If Jimmie runs outta fuel, Chad is gonna nee security to keep Lee off of him!

it's listed down a few screens on here. From Kyles crew chief.

24. No.

EFFIN JR!

I leave my adult behind when I see movies too. Plots are written for kids. Example: Avatar

Lace, I did just laugh at that one. Good stuff.

All right, Who's messing with the Lap Counter?

That is pretty cool.

So, I can't say h e double hockey sticks, but 24 can throw ou the "R" Word? I'm offended. Fix things for me, because I'm offended.

Lace, that's illegal. It's illegal to be 17.

She was...uh OK, we'll give her 17...when it was released anyway...

Ha! Yes, that's the "R" word now.

Go apologize to Palin, 24.

Doug, she was 17. That's messed up, sir. :)

Traci Lords first film was epic CP, can't ever see it again, but Epic.

Food sometimes will help clear up confusion.

Scroll down to Kyle Buschs update down below. Burton put 'em down. Missed Jimmie though. Kyle got the wave around to last.

Dern. Doug, you are a master. I am picking up what you are putting down, hardcore.

Still eating, Vinny?

Loved Christy Canyon, don't forget Barbara Dare.  Aint eatin' there if Annie Sprinkle or Vanessa Del Rio is on though.

OK, Let it rain. Go Jimmie!

Though, Christy Canyon was awesome...

I do, sir. LOVE Ginger Lynn. She was the best.

I wonder what comes up in conversation in places like that.

Amber Lynn, Ginger Lynn, droooolllll And those Sideburns....you know what I mean CP

Lace wears depends.

It's hilarious. Every once in awhile, you get to see your 80's porno favorites. Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Amber Lynn...awesome.

GO, Genna. We'll feel better.

Ha! I've been to 2 different places that do p*** and eggs

Thats P O R N and Eggs. I didn't thing p*** would be censored. LOL

Madison WI has a restaurant called p*** & Eggs. Breakfast 24/7 & vintage p*** on big screens. I'm not goin' in there.

Doug, don't look for restaurants. Look for massage parlors. Then, just go to Popeyes afterward or something.

If I find a restaurant with "Lunch with Benefits" I'm going there every meal.

Lots of us had Brad....but so Did Lacy and Taylor, so they're still tied at 20.

Joey's fault. He got into Brad's head.

Turds!

Neither did I.

Krashalotski crashes!! YES!!!!!

10 points for Brad!

Joseph Thomas Logano might not be Italian. I just assumed.

crap I keep forgetting the lap counter. Sorry.

Yeah, that must be killing DW

But Lee, Italians love things grilled, and Biffle has the best grill in Nascar.

Well, I'm 43 & cant ever marry, because I know I'd get a bullet in my head in about a week.

Biffle is not making any Italian friends.

hmmm. I do like math...that's an idea. They'll have the live leaderboard updated by Wednesday....

Tie breaker suggestion: Add finishing positions of all picks. Lowest wins

OK, it we dont get more points we need a tie breaker for Lacy and Taylor.

Aflack Foot Long comes to mind.

Jimmie is playing things conservative, Handling is a problem or he's actually trying to conserve fuel.. Nah to the fuel conservation.

Mark Martin has water coming from his car? He's 50 it's been hours, give his bladder a break.

Harvick has issues... His car is a problem as well.

How about @Dales_Lacy that is a double entendre.

Points for Lacy and Larry

Lacy and Larry have Hamlin!

Or a jug.

s*** I can play a mean hambone.

Anyone have Hambone?

Heh...poop

And the guy who brought us the meat talked about how Rick Bayless loves them...and I can see why.

Seriously...the most unreal cheap meal I've had in a LONG time.

brisket.....mmmmmmmmm

I hope it wasn't menudo CP, they usually have Menudo on weekends. I can't Burf fast enough.

Stewed brisket in some form of mexican seasonings...it was unreal. I was full, and still kept eating.

Doug, after we were served (no menu, btw), a gentleman that worked there brought us a sample of their weekend special.

Tenet is an AWESOME Dr. Also loved him in the Harry Potter movie.

Oh, and Lace, I own this shirt - http://bit.ly/aO4vsr

No lie, Doug. It was unreal.

CP....drooollllll Pork, Tortillas Onions Cilantro......drooolllllll!

Lee give yourself the Instant Rimshot. I can't see the computer through the cat in front of the screen.

Lace is the only one who knows who the alien Daleks are.

I'm sorry you don't get it, Doug. Try online dating?

Lace, we do watch a lot of the same TV shows. When I made that Dr. Who/Torchwood joke last week, you picked up on it.

I've unfortunately suffered through a few USA Office eps. Love BBC comedies. ARE YOU BEING SERVED is the bomb!

Jack is your favorite? I'm all about Sayid...and Ben.

Believe it or not Lee the hot chicks like @Smokestoy14ts love his chubby tummy. I don't get it.

Believe it or not Lee the hot chicks like @smokinace88 love his chubby tummy. I don't get it.

Tony needs to do a commercial like that. He could go to 'Rent-A Body'.

$12 for both of us...and WAY more pork than we could finish.

They brought out a full plate of pork, some tortillas, a bowl of onions/cilantro, and that's it.